The Philosophy of the Empty Ego

Mayflow wrote:Mayflow goes to modeling class in her school for special children and she gets his piece of putty and she's modeling it. She takes a little lump of putty and goes to a corner of the room and she's playing with it. The teacher comes up to her and says, "Hi, Mayflow." And Mayflow says, "Hi." And the teacher says, "What's that you've got in your hand?" And Mayflow says, "This is a lump of cow dung." The teacher asks, "What are you making out of it?" She says, "I'm making a teacher."

The teacher thought, "Little Mayflow has regressed." So she calls out to the principal, who was passing by the door at that moment, and says, "Mayflow has regressed."

So the principal goes up to Mayflow and says, "Hi, daughter." And Mayflow says, "Hi." And the principal says, "What do you have in your hand?" And she says, "A lump of cow dung." "What are you making out of it?" And she says, "A principal."

The principal thinks that this is a case for the school psychologist. "Send for the psychologist!"
The psychologist is a clever guy. He goes up and says, "Hi." And Mayflow says, "Hi." And the psychologist says, "I know what you've got in your hand." "What?" "A lump cow dung." Mayflow says, "Right." "And I know what you're making out of it." "What?" "You're making a psychologist." "Wrong. Not enough cow dung!"